10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.