10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS