10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.