10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear