10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones