10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is for loners.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.