10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• It's Free To Fold...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water