10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is