10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.