10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "No river, no fish."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it