10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!