10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05