10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.