10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is for loners.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.