10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers