10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]