10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones