10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "All-in, bitches!!!"