10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!