10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- in the poker game of life women are the rake