10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers