10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury