10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• It's Free To Fold...