10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz