10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!