10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers