10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim