10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "No river, no fish."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed