10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."