10 Random Poker Quotes

I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)