10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.