10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain