10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.