10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.