10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• It's Free To Fold...