10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek