10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Fold and live to fold again
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A