10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz