10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi