10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is for loners.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."