10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You have to piss with the dick you have