10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)