10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson