10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!