10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.