10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.