10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for loners.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.