10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."