10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier