10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for loners.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it